this one I learned in Boy Scouts
Once apon a time there was a kingdom. Everyone had enough food to eat, an honest job, and a fair king. The kingdom was almost perfecct. Almost. You see there was a very evil, very strong Medicrine that live just out side the kingdom and terrorized it on a daily basis. Otherwise the kingdom was perfect. The king, like any good king, wanted his kingdom to be perfect and his people to be happy. So the king set out a reward to whoever was able to slay the evil Medicrine.
Everyone knew how strong the Medicrine was so it took a little while for a brave knight to step forward and say that he would slay the Medicrine. This knight was well known for his courage and had slayed 4 dragons and saved 6 maidens in distress. He had been through the whole sha-bang if you will. so he put on his armour and made sure his sword was razor sharp ad all the other things knights do to prepare for battle like steroroids and got lots of sleep. Then he went out to slay the evil Medicrine. Well by the time he found the Medicrine he was eaten before he even got a chance to draw his sword. And a small party was thrown because he had been hogging all the maidens in distress.
A few weeks later a well known magician decided it was worth his time to try to slay the Medicrine. He too had been through all the things that a normal magician did. He passed magic school with a B+ and knew over a thousand different spells. So the magician washed and ironed his robes, got a new paint job on his wand, and got a good night's rest. Then he went out to the lair of the Medicrine and this time he didn't get eaten right away. He was able to get off one giant fireball but the evil Medicrine ate it. Then it at him.
By now all the people of the kingdom were convinced that there was no slaying the Medicrine. It was months before someone else gave it a try. This new contestant was a peasant. He went to the king and said, "I think I might be able to kill the Medicrine." The king was not too convinced but he thought he'd let the peasant try it anyway. So the peasant asked the king for 20 large bags of sugar. The king was interested in his request and granted him the bags. The peasant then took the bags home where he had his wife kids and pet Loon. A loon was a popular pet back then. Now Loons are by nature very reckless and hyper creatures. The peasant emptied all of the 20 sacks of sugar into his pet Loon. The Loon ate it all up, every last bit of it. By now the usually very hyper Loon was EXTREMELY hyper. It was tearing around the kingdom at light speed. The peasant led his Loon to the lair of the Medicrine. The Medicrine heard the ruckus and came out to see who his next meal was. As soon as he came out the peasant yelled "sick 'em Loon sick 'em!" The Loon went crazy. The Medicrine never had a chance. He was there and then he wasnt. No remains or anything the Loon had completely decimated the whole area. So the peasant went back to the kingdom and claimed his reward. Him and the Kingdom lived happily ever after.
And the moral of the story is: A Loon full of sugar makes the Medicrine go down.
Well okay I guess I changed it up a bit. I dont remember it word for word but the majority of its there.
